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Slidehatch OS
Self-hosted · posts while you sleep

Steal The AI Machine That Actually Posts

Courses sell you prompts. This is the working system — code, agent, and playbook — that grew an app to 268K views on an old gaming PC.

Own the machine. Not another PDF.

268K
views · one TikTok
500+
posts / mo · automatic
13.1K
YouTube Short
100%
self-hosted
✅ Real receipts · no mockups
See the proofexpand_more
TikTok 268K views in 28 days
TikTok268K · 28 days
Chassis · self-hostedNo SaaS lease
The case study · Slidehatch

Proof the machine actually moves

Built to grow a real product. No ad budget. No team. One self-hosted system posting to TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts automatically.

TikTok 228K views
TikTok228K views · single post · real
Real screenshots · not mockups
228K views
TikTok228K views
13.1K Short
YouTube13.1K Short
285K / year
TikTok285K / year
228K views
TikTok228K views
13.1K Short
YouTube13.1K Short
285K / year
TikTok285K / year
20K Reel
Instagram20K Reel
70K channel
YouTube70K channel
+222 subs
YouTube+222 subs
20K Reel
Instagram20K Reel
70K channel
YouTube70K channel
+222 subs
YouTube+222 subs

Real results

228K · single post
TikTok228K · single post
13.1K Short · +222 subs
YouTube13.1K Short · +222 subs
20K · Reel
Instagram20K · Reel
300K+
views across platforms
70K
YouTube channel views
+222
subs from one Short
92%
traffic from For You

“One system. Three platforms. Hundreds of thousands of views.”

TikTok · Instagram · YouTube Shorts — same machine, $0 ads

Checkout · one payment

Pick your stack

Most people take the OS. Start with the playbook if you only want the map — upgrade anytime.

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The Automation OS

Own the machine

The whole system — code, agent, and playbook. Self-hosted, posts to TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts automatically. Run it tonight.

$97$247lifetime
69 founder spots left · 31 of 100 claimed
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Stripe · Apple Pay · Instant access · 14-day setup guarantee

Everything in The Playbook, plus
  • checkThe full ~18k-line codebase Express server, SQLite, 39-page React dashboard, TikTok + Instagram OAuth & publishing
  • checkThe built-in marketing brain Research, Hooks, and Marketing engines that study winning content and iterate on what performs
  • checkThe MCP server 10 tools (create_post, publish, get_stats…) so Claude or Cursor drives posting for you
  • checkThe content engine + auto-scaler hook-scoring with weighted algorithm, clones winners across accounts
  • checkStep-by-step setup one-command install, connect accounts, go — running the same evening
What this replaces
  • A self-hosted posting stack you own (vs. Buffer/Later)~$180/yr
  • Your own Stripe checkout + auto-delivery (vs. Whop 3%)3% forever
  • A private community-ready backend (vs. Skool $99/mo)$1,188/yr
  • The MCP server — drive it all from Claude (vs. wiring by hand)days of work

Over $1,500/yr replaced. You own it all for $97.

Or start lighter

The Playbook

Strategy without the code — hooks, templates, Claude prompts.

check4 modules · 24 lessons
  • Strategy — the $0 → $1k/day playbook, offer selection, revenue math
  • Content Engine — hook categories, slideshow formula, scoring algorithm
  • Distribution — multi-platform posting, auto-scaling winners
  • Monetization — DM funnels, tracked links, follow-up sequences
  • checkEvery hook formula and content template used to hit 268K views
  • checkThe Claude prompt pack that generates hooks, scripts, and overlays
  • checkLifetime updates and the under-$100/mo tool stack
$47$97
Get The Playbook

Instant access via Stripe

One viral post pays for this. Not a subscription. Lifetime updates on both tiers.

Why most people stall

Short-form works.
The grind is what kills you

TikTok, Reels, Shorts — the analytics don't lie. Short-form is where the attention is. The problem isn't the format. It's that posting daily, writing hooks, and editing is a full-time grind.

The “AI content” gurus sell you $2k courses and a folder of prompts. No working system. No code. No proof.

You want the machine that ships short-form while you sleep — not another PDF.

TikTok 2.3M / 7dReels 1M+ playsShorts retention
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TikTok analytics — 2.3M video views in 7 days
TikTok · 2.3M views
Seven days. One short-form feed. Millions of plays.
Instagram Reel insights — over 1 million plays
Instagram Reels · 1M+
1,060,389 plays. 1M+ accounts reached from one Reel.
TikTok key metrics — 3.1M video views
TikTok · 3.1M views
Explosive short-form spikes — the attention layer of the internet.
Instagram follower growth spike from Reels
IG growth · +4.1K
One viral window. Thousands of new followers in 30 days.
TikTok analytics — 2.3M video views in 7 days
TikTok · 2.3M views
Seven days. One short-form feed. Millions of plays.
Instagram Reel insights — over 1 million plays
Instagram Reels · 1M+
1,060,389 plays. 1M+ accounts reached from one Reel.
TikTok key metrics — 3.1M video views
TikTok · 3.1M views
Explosive short-form spikes — the attention layer of the internet.
Instagram follower growth spike from Reels
IG growth · +4.1K
One viral window. Thousands of new followers in 30 days.
YouTube Shorts analytics — retention and viewed vs swiped
YouTube Shorts
Retention + viewed-vs-swiped — Shorts is where discovery lives.
Instagram accounts reached insights
IG Insights · Reach
Short Reels punch through the feed farther than static posts.
Instagram Reels seven-day overview metrics
Reels overview
Weekly Reels metrics — views, interactions, compounding reach.
TikTok analytics overview screenshot
TikTok Studio
Overview → Content → Followers. The short-form machine, measured.
YouTube Shorts analytics — retention and viewed vs swiped
YouTube Shorts
Retention + viewed-vs-swiped — Shorts is where discovery lives.
Instagram accounts reached insights
IG Insights · Reach
Short Reels punch through the feed farther than static posts.
Instagram Reels seven-day overview metrics
Reels overview
Weekly Reels metrics — views, interactions, compounding reach.
TikTok analytics overview screenshot
TikTok Studio
Overview → Content → Followers. The short-form machine, measured.
From the founder

I spent months copy-pasting hooks, editing clips, and still not posting consistently.

Then I built the machine. Two weeks of setup instead of two hours a day forever — hooks, slideshows, and publishing to TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts on autopilot.

Stack the receipts and it stops looking like a lucky post: 300K+ views across platforms, a 70K YouTube channel, and +222 subs from one Short — zero ads, zero team.

The grind is what kills 99% of creators. Remove the grind, and distribution becomes inevitable.

If you want a system — not a course — I built it for you.

TikTok228K postInstagram20K ReelYouTube13.1K ShortChannel70K views
The growth arc

The account is the proof

Not a course about posting. A machine that runs the account — then gets packaged so you can run the same stack for your product.

  1. 01
    Week 1
    Hands off the calendar

    Connect accounts once. The agent schedules, writes, and posts — you approve, not grind.

  2. 02
    Week 2
    Queue runs without you

    Hooks, captions, and cuts fill the pipeline. Manual posting time drops to near zero.

  3. 03
    Ongoing
    The account compounds

    Same stack, every day. Retention of the cadence — not a course you finish and forget.

Live receipts
TikTok — Breakout proof
TikTokBreakout proof
YouTube — Shorts cadence
YouTubeShorts cadence
Instagram — Reels loop
InstagramReels loop

Screenshots from the same stack you get — proof the machine shipped, not a mockup of what “could” happen.

0 hrs
Manual posting / week

After setup, the machine owns the publish loop

99%
Schedule retention

Queued posts that actually go live on time

<5 min
Daily oversight

Glance, tweak a hook, walk away

3
Platforms, one stack

TikTok · Instagram · YouTube

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One payment · yours forever · no subscription

Product tour

Inside the machine

The full dashboard — content, scheduling, analytics, publishing. Self-hosted. Yours.

localhost:8787 · Slidehatch
Slidehatch dashboard — manage posts, analytics, and publishing
Research → hooks → publish
TikTok · IG · YouTube
MCP-ready for Claude

Everything you get

The code. The agent. The playbook. One payment, lifetime updates.

Lifetime access
01
Core

The full Slidehatch codebase

Included in The OS

~18,000 lines of working TypeScript — Express server, SQLite, a 39-page React dashboard, TikTok + Instagram OAuth and publishing. Self-hosted, yours forever.

02
Agent

The built-in marketing brain

Included in The OS

Slidehatch's Research, Hooks, and Marketing engine — studies winning content in your niche, writes hooks, generates and overlays slideshow images, and iterates on what performs.

03
Playbook

The $0 → $1k/day strategy

Included in Both Tiers

STRATEGY.md — offer selection, the slideshow content formula, hook categories, revenue math, and a 5-phase scaling plan. The part no free template gives you.

04
Integration

The MCP server

Included in The OS

Plug the whole system into Claude or Cursor — 10 tools (create_post, publish, get_stats…) so your AI can drive posting for you programmatically.

05
Engine

The content engine + auto-scaler

Included in The OS

The hook-selection engine with weighted algorithm scoring, plus the autoscale logic that clones winning posts across accounts automatically.

The difference

Why this isn't another course

Five things people assume — and what you actually get.

01Not a course
working software + a playbook
02Not prompts in a PDF
18k lines of real code
03Not a subscription
one payment, lifetime
04Not someone else's SaaS
self-hosted, yours forever
05Not "make money" hype
the system behind 300K+ views

If you want views while you do nothing, don't buy this. It won't work.

The machine removes the grind — not the work. Point it at a real offer, let it run. Consistency still matters. That's the honest catch.

FAQ

Questions.

Everything you need to know before you run the machine.

No. It's the actual working software — the code, the built-in marketing engine, and the playbook — that drove real results. A written step-by-step guide gets you set up, but you own the machine, not a set of videos.

You need to be comfortable following a written setup guide (installing the app, connecting accounts). If you can run a few terminal commands and paste API keys, you're fine. The MCP setup even lets Claude do most of it for you.

TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts — all three from one stack. TikTok and Instagram handle slideshows and video; YouTube takes finished vertical videos from the same queue.

This is a distribution game. The system removes the production grind, but your reach depends on consistent posting and good hooks. It compounds over months, not a guaranteed payday. We'd rather undersell than lie.

Yes — lifetime updates on both tiers, free. Founding members also get first access to the community when it opens.

If you buy the OS, set it up, and it genuinely doesn't run as described, email us within 14 days and we'll make it right.

There are free templates — and they hand you a disconnected workflow with no strategy layer. This is a complete, self-hosted product with real code, a built-in marketing engine, and a documented playbook that produced real numbers.

Because courses sell you the dream and hide the mechanism. This is the mechanism — the actual code and agent that did the work — for a fraction of the price.

Founding members

Get in before the community opens

A private community for people running the OS — live builds, hook drops, and support. Drop your email for first access. No spam.

No spam · Leave anytime

One payment · lifetime updates

Run the machine

Stop watching other people's results. The code, the agent, and the playbook are ready.

GET THE OS — $97

or start with the Playbook — $47